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The Hilton Hotel chain will probably not be happy with their Blackpool property missing the customary Hil at the front of their name on a sign we saw but it is perhaps symptomatic of the neglected feel we sensed in this unusual and probably very European seaside resort town. Famous for its Illuminations - neon signs and decorations stretching miles along its promenade - they were not alight during our stay. As the hotel porter admitted they were only lit up late September to try to extend the season. Disappointing but judging by the rest of the town it may not have been my cup of tea anyway.

Blackpool is a place for people who enjoy amusement parks, rides, getting drunk every night and partying. No wonder it is Europe's most popular holiday destination. But not for this old married couple. Mind you, not so old that we didn't lower the average age of guest in the Imperial Hotel by a few years. We splurged on expensive drinks in their No. 10 Bar yesterday, walls adorned with pictures of Prime Ministers and famous people of the past century who all stayed at the Imperial. Churchill had his own suite and special chair.

Can't see the point really. Tavel tip: If you want to visit Blackpool, stay at the Travelodge - its sign is fully lit, it's right in the heart of town and it's within easy stagger of every nightclub you're likely to visit. And miles from the ton.