Sunday, April 18, 2010
At the Airport
Barring acicdents (and if you can read this there were none), another hassle free holiday. I am particularly pleased that the money I prepaid has been used as a deposit on our timeshare so the week cost us very little (apart from the $10,000 timeshare!).
It is pleasantly cool in Honolulu. This airport is designed to allw fresh air to circulate in most areas - open to the elements. No free wifi though.
Looking forward to testing th ipad's batery life on the 10 hour flight home. Loaded it up with some free shows from itunes.
Aloha
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Pearl HarboR
Tess was in the queue for tickets to USS Misouri and the aviation museum so we thought we may as well see how much time we could kill.
The Missouri was impressive. Last battleship of the US fleet and only put out to pasture after Desert Storm.
Our guide was an Hawaiian sailor (retired) and he became emotional at several points on the tour which was touching, considering how many he times he must do this tour. Missouri was the ship that witnessed the Japanese surrender ye t lost none of her crew in battle.
Tess always wondered how such a heavy boat can float. It's blueprints weighed 350000 lbs! Young ones look it up.
I forgot to mention that it was cool, wet and windy most of the day so retreating below decks was welcome and a reason we included the Paci fic Aviation Museum in our tour. It was a single hanger run by a NGO and compared unfavouribly with National war memorial so we did not tmarry.
Friday, April 16, 2010
The Compleat Cook
Not sure why they spell it that way but who am i to fly in the face of tradition? All you poor Aussies will be able to do this real soon now, once Americans stop buying ipads, later in May perhaps. Decided to buy the little dock/keyboard gadget for the kitchen. It helps with fingerprints and my typing too.
We had a bit of this and that for dinner and the day was like that too. I woke about 1 am, partly because I had gone to bed too early afte my exertions on Diamond Head and partly anger at the theft of our SD card. Gave me time to catch up on blogging but meant I slept in past the best time to visit Pearl Harbor. Not that it mattered much as we sailed past the exit (not really signposted) and decided then to drive the Paui Hwy. This took us over and then through the spine of mountains separating the southern and north shores of Oahu.
It was a lovely drive yesterday and just as good the other direction. And we had a camera this time. The road lead to Waikiki. After some time wasting cruising for dodgy parking spots the driver decided to park at the vast underground free carpark at Ala Moana, the largest outdoor mall in the ..... you know. Since it was so close Tess thought we should pop in to the Apple shop to see if the case had arrived. Alas, they were sold out so she cleverly suggested purchasing the dock/keyboard for the ipad, noting that any new imac we might be n the future would come with a blutooth keyboard anyway and the dock would work well in the kitchen.
After lunch in Macy's we joined the afternoon traffic on Ala Moana Boulevard and headed west back to Ko Olina. The traffic was slow as predicted but rapid by F3 standards alltough the gas guzzler/Explorer chimed a warning (don't you love them?) that we were empty in 30 miles. This took us off the trusyt H1 west and into suburbia. I have pinched a shot from the net of the scenery we passed. We did eventually find civilization and a Chevron and after some assistance, filled the
tank. We then wasted a gallon touring the industrial heart of this area (see pic) before backtracking to our final destination and dinner, made from leftovers from yesterday's prime rib doggie bag.So a hotchpotch of a day but not unenjoyable.
What do you think of the ipad dock?
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Diamond Head and Hanauma Bay
They warn you how difficult marriage or child rearing will be and we ignore the warnings. i was warned about the heat and climbing involved in tackling Diamond Head Peak but I ignored the advice anyway. What is it about the human brain that requires experience to finally prove a reasonable argument? Who knows.Anyway, climbing this State Monument was just as hot and hard as they had warned.I would like to have featured some of the stunning photos i took from the top
of this volcanic crater but some s#$%%! stole the sd card from the camera while our bags were in a security locker at Hanauma Bay. So I have to make do with some shots pinched from the Net. Apologies to all. The snorkeling in this flooded crater was great for the fish although the coral has suffered from years of visitors. It was easier and cheaper than visiting the outer barrier reef although they do force you to sit through an 8 minute video before entry to the park.But back to Diamond head, so named because foolish and greedy white sailors mistook the calcite crystals sparkling in the sun for diamonds. We set off early but not early enough to beat the heat. Driving has been easy despite warning from Hawaiians of the traffic - must be the 6 and 8 lane highways (each direction) that thy enjoy here. Come to Sydney for traffic misery! So about 10 am we began the ascent which involved a rough path, switchbacks and then steep stairs to a tunnel followed by even more steep stairs and another tunnel leading to a spiral staircase which emerged into an observation bunker.
More steps before the highest point which I had photographed revealed spectacular 360 degree views over Waikiki and points elsewhere.
A short drive past some of the best homes in Honolulu led to Hanauma Bay and the close encounters with fish and a thief. If you can't trust locker room staff, who
can you trust???
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Then and Now
And there is no annoying commentary to spoil things OR boring long visits to pineapple farms so the driver gets his payola while boring his customers with trashy stores (see my 2007 entry below for details). We saw more in two hours than his 7 hour nightmare.
I had a swim at Sunset Beach on the north shore yesterday and a wander through the Weimea Valley before the rain arrived. We also stocked the pantry for our stay, watched the ceremonial lighting of the torches, walked along the shore at sunset and popped a bottle of Verve. We could have been honeymooners!
This is my entry from 2007 after an island tour. It taught me to avoid American city tours if possible.Bone Breaking Tours* Present ...
Finally back after a loooong day jolting about in the back of this bus. It looked okay, even new and the air-conditioner worked but the suspension! I thought Americans liked slushy soft rides - this was like an unexciting F1 car or a billy cart - for 120 miles. Below is our itinerary with some supplementary information from yours truly.
8.30 Wait uncomfortably perched on wall outside takeaway joint for your coach. Due 8.50 at the very latest.
9.05 Board coach. Looks promising - airconditioning works and not many people. Jovial American Hawaiian driver/guide. Take seats near rear but away from wheels.
9.30 Enjoy the sights of Waikiki’s hotel strip while you pick up remaining guests and then make unscheduled “restroom” break near beach. Men twiddle thumbs.
10.30 FINALLY leave Waikiki/ Diamond Head area behind after looooong and boring discussion of real estate and sticky-beaking. Guide’s patter has lost much of its intial charm.
10.30 Sorry, that was called Kahala - Beverly Hills in Hawaii. May mean something to Erica.
11.00 Hanauma Bay - brilliant surf and snorkeling. Closed Tuesdays for cleaning. Ours was a Tuesday tour. Guide’s commentary is as incessant as it is irritating. Little info and lots of personal anecdotes.
11.20 Halona “blow Hole” Lookout. It wasn’t blowing. Kiama beats it anyway. The twisty coastal road would have been beautifully scenic in our own car but our driver had seen it all before so we shot around every curve. Combined with the race-tuned suspension, photography was impossible. Amplified commentary only added to the misery.
11.21 “From Here to Eternity Beach”. I took a photo for those who liked that overwrought 50’s drama.
11.35 Sandy Beach. Did we stop here?
11.50 Makapu‛u Lookout. This was spectacular. Kualoa range has been used in many film backdrops. See pics. Tess ready to kill driver.
12.00 Waaimanalo Hawaiian Homestead. I know you’ve been in a bus all morning but it’s time for an early lunch. The Church runs this joint which includes Hawaii’s toughest golf course. Food average. Meal purchase not included.
1.00 pm Nu‛uanu Pali Lookout & Valley. Ummmm.
1.20 Rain Forests. Whizzing by the bus so forget about photos. Endure 4th hour of guide’s “commentary”.
1.40 Byodo-In Temple. Admission Included. ($3.00 value).
1.55 Ko‛oalau Mountains. Impressive at any speed.
2.00 Moli‛i Gardens, Macademia Nut & Fish Pond at Kualoa Ranch. Another place only coach groups stop at. Guide knows the family who run it. Another long personal anecdote before we can continue tour. He enjoys it anyway. Drowsy after lunch and constant chat in ear. Some choose to stay on coach.
2.45 North Shore Surfing Beaches. Including Sunset and Waimea beaches. Tour highlight. Unfortunately, due to liability issues, we cannot stop for photos. Whizzing by too fast for photos around corners is at driver’s discretion.
3.35 Pineapple and Agriculture Fields (drive through only). Thank God!
3.55 Dole Plantation. This is another bloody pineapple farm. They must sponsor/own the company. Driver’s humour has worn thin on even the most jovial customers.
4.30 Sullen busload return bumpily towards Honolulu with snatches of information - I think you can see the Arizona - oh, maybe not. Even our Guide has got the hint and shut up. Every one piles off at first opportunity back in town.
$62.50 pp not including tax or gratuity. We were too embarrassed not to give the driver something. He may try too hard but it’s a tough living.
5.15 Return to safety of beach bar area. Order one drink and stay for dinner.
Disappointing. Save the cash and catch public transport or hire a car. It couldn’t be worse. Off to a timeshare promotion at the Marriott at 7.05 tomorrow. Stay tuned for more positive report.
I just enjoy the waves crashing against the shore after sunset on the beach, live music (they played two requests) and dancing and simple dining. Bugger the touring.
* A wholly owned subsidiary of Motor Mouth Tours
Monday, April 12, 2010
Ko Olina
We told the timeshare presenter we weren't interested in buying into a Truman Show world. We liked a bit of sleaze. We'd stay in Waikiki in a 3 star hotel and bludge dinner and drinks at the 5 star places on the beach. To his credit, Dave modified his spiel accordingly and we ended up buying half a share in Vegas. It's a long story and will require you buying me dinner to hear it.
We fly home tomorrow after our week here and feel as though we have seen enough of Hawaii except for the active volcano on the big island. It is a great place to break the USA-Sydney flight so we may return but not to Ko Olina I think.
I will upload a photo or two from the place soonbutnow I want to write something about today's visit to Pearl Harbor.
Aloha
Recovery Day
After travelling about 50 miles yesterday from Maui to Oahu but taking all day to do it, we stayed at the resort and veged. This resort is enormous - like a manicured, highly regulated and strictly policed suburb. Imagine McDonald's in charge of town planning. But it does have its positives like everything working and well designed. The "Lobby" is brilliant - huge and without enclosed walls so it is open to the constant breeze from the ocean and makes it seem like you're checking in at the Parthenon. Dinner tonight ($70 including tip) was a shared seafood platter - more than enough - in front of a sunset over ocean and through palms, lawn and lots of kids at play. They have lots of pools here for kids but the "beaches" are where we swam. I love the reef fish that swim obliviously about their business. it may be man made but it works.
Tess drew today while i played with the iPad. Lots to explore but generally an impressive device.
It has been difficult uploading video this trip because I have taken it on an iphone without its host so no syncing. Same for my nano. And the ipad will be no better next trip!
Tomorrow we drive to Weimea Bay. We wizzed past it last visit on a tour bus anxious to get to the next paying "sight" so i'm looking forward to a more leisurely visit in our Explorer. Seats enough for 5 hitch-hikers. On Tuesday we have booked a Lou-au with some of our resort "funny money" and Thursday we see Pearl Harbor which should complete our exploration of modern Hawaii. The night sky was beautiful tonight - check a globe and see how isolated the place is. It is a great place to break a return journey from the East Coast but we wwon't do the resort thing again. Still, the Service personnell are almost unfailingly welcoming, drinks are cheap and generous and some of the food is excellent. Worth a visit for many reasons.
Aloha!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
iPad

What a great day. It's late and I am playing with my new iPad watching a star trek movie (on tele) in our luxury unit in the Marriott Ko Olina time-share resort. The day started early with a drive to the heliport and my spectacular flight over Maui and Molokai. Then the boring long wait for the flight to Oahu where we collected our enormous ford explorer and headed to the world's largest out door shopping centre on Ala Moana Boulevard. It was packed in the Apple store but I adopted my mother's approach and acted as though I was an important customer who needed immediate attention. I hailed a staff member and said i had booked a personal shopping appointment online from Maui for 4 pm (miraculously we had arrived on time) and he scurried off to check. Despite finding no evidence of my booking (the only spot available had been the day before) he good naturedly served us and over the next 70 minutes (10 minute demo, 60 minute US iTunes account set-up) got my iPad working.
Poor Tess has had a day o waiting - for my heliflight to end, for the plane to Oahu and in the Apple shop. She's pooped. The good news is, gin makes a good substitute for Galliano in a Golden Dream cocktail so we are finally making inroads into our duty free litre of Cointreau - note to self; forget duty free into US as it's cheap here anyway. The bottle tried to leak too and we have one waiting for our return at Mascot so somehow we will have to drink it. The gin seems to be going down without trouble.
Don't you love holidays:))))
Heliflight
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Maui Musings
- Great island for surfers although where I tried there were no waves for a body surfer. Place is filled with fit Americans. They still exist.
- Iao Valley worth the one hour visit.
- Haleakala volcano is always shrouded in clouds. Possibly not worth sunrise visit.
- The road to Hana. Consider the fly there, be driven back option. Worth the money. Lahaina had some great deals on otherwise pricey tours so check them out.
- There is not as much to do here as you might think. Folks from Nebraska are probably just happy to soak up the un. We get enoughso nother island may be a better choice.
- Front Street Lahaina is worth several visits.
- More may follow. The relative lack of photos indicates the lack of specatacular photo ops.
Maui Art Galleries
'ulalena
Friday, April 9, 2010
KUPANAHA
The Hawaiian word for the Magic Show Dinner (white glove service) Theater we saw tonight in our hotel. It starred (I'm quoting the brochure here) World Class Illusionists Jody and Kathleen Baran. Jody is the "magician" and no, it's not a gay act, Jody is like the boy named Sue.
Those who know me will understand the temptation of the combo deal - two shows for $99. Tomorrow's is in a proper theatre in Lahaina and looks like a Hawaiian version of Cirque. Should be good. As was tonight's. Been 35 years since I saw Franquin the Magnificent hypnotise sister Rose and entrance us all with his tricks. Tonight was more traditional illusion but very clever none the less.
We sat at a table of 10. I introduced ourselves and received not a single reply. Conversation did flow like hardening lava (blood from stone is an appropriate analogy) enough to discover our companions for the evening were from chilly states like Nebraska and the one from Grumpy old Men. Pity the act if getting a reaction was so difficult!
Jody had the interesting idea of celebrating those performers who had passed thru before and some of the tricks they made famous - sawing woman in half, levitation, various disappearances, etc.
The usual victims were plucked from the audience including a very tall Canadian called Mike (you needed to be there to get the jokes he made at Canada's expense). He had just smashed someone's watch and made it reappear in a tin of beans when he needed a woman to lace up his straitjacket for a Houdini style escape and guess who he selected?
Tess suffered the double entendres abut Macademia nuts in good spirits and acquitted herself admirably. Thank God it wasn't me. No footage of her moment on stage unfortunately but at least we got a snap afterwards. And this was on just one glass of wine as the Mai Tai was not to her taste.
We didn't do much else during the day except relax, draw (Tess) and play on the Net (24 hour pass) so it was good to experience something very different from back home. Which makes the holiday worth the bill.
Tomorrow I hope to drag the star of stage to Molokini to look at some coral and fish.
Then it's Ulalena in the evening.
Aloha
Hawaiian Sojourn
Thursday, April 8, 2010
The Over-Hyped Highway to Hana
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Hawaiian Thoughts
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Kaannapali Beach Hotel
Waiting in Transit
Monday, April 5, 2010
iBlog
I want an ipad!
World record (apart from royalty) for checkin and screening:))
Tess likes the Pinot . I like Business class.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Almost Aloha

It sounds less sinister than Day Zero.
Tomorrow we fly (Jetstar business class!) to Hawaii for the holidays. This time tomorrow we will be awaiting our flight to Honolulu thence Maui. Tess has done no research or accommodation booking this time and we have left it up to our Travel Agent to organise much of it. Lucky she is so good. The Net has its limits when it comes to travel I find. For the lazy traveller anyway.
Haven't packed yet. I don't feel the same expectation as last year or 2007. I don't know if that will prove to be a good thing or not. We have been spoilt for trips these past few years. The big trip in 07 was amazing and both the NZ and Leeds/Greek Isles tours in 09 were just as rewarding and trouble free.
Tech wise I plan to take my Toshiba netbook for blogging and the iphone for video, leaving the trusty tape camera behind for the first time. It will be a YouTube and Facebook friendly affair.

